Thursday, February 23, 2012

Thank You Cards No.3

If you ever read my old blog, you'll know that I thoroughly enjoy Jimmy Fallon and when he does his weekly "thank you cards."  You can read previous installments if you'd like:  No.1 here  No.2 here.
So, without further adieu... I give you Thank you notes No. 3.

Dear Nail places, 
Thank you for mutilating, YES, you heard me, mutilating my poor cuticles every time I get my nails done. Let's play a game of odds. I have ten fingers and six places where you cut me and made me bleed. Not. Good. Odds. 

Dear Girl Scouts of America, 
Thank you for allowing me to support your goal of selling a bazillion boxes of cookies while simultaneously allowing me to double my pants size. Jeez, what a deal!

Dear Zumba, 
Thank you for making me feel like it's ok to eat a whole pizza since "I worked out twice this week." Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, ya.

Dear Eye Brow Waxing, 
Thank you for making me look like a freak for a whole day with bright red eye brows in order to have nicely shaped brows for the next six weeks. I guess it's worth it. 

Dear People of Walmart, 
Thank you for making me feel better about myself even on days when I don't shower, rock the "second day smokey eye" look and embrace my frizzy hair. You're my favorite.


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

You're Missing Out

Some TV is just too good NOT to watch.  If you are not watching the following shows you are seriously missing out! Your life will never be the same...ok...well, maybe it will be pretty much the same, but you will feel more fulfilled...probably.

I give you my list of "must watch" TV.
1. Modern Family- unbelievably funny. Laugh like crazy on ABC Wednedays at 8pm.


2. The Big Bang Theory- If Dr. Sheldon Cooper is not a part of your life, I'm sorry. I love him and his quirky ways. Love him too on Thursdays at 7pm.


3. Pretty Little Liars- I know I've mentioned this one before but c'mon!  It's THAT good! You can find this steamy, suspenseful nugget of goodness on ABC Family Mondays at 9pm.


4. One show that I still love, but is beginning to irritate me...I may get stoned for this...umm...like rocks being thrown at me. Jeez, what were you thinking.


I love it, but how many seasons can I continue to watch before I go crazy from not knowing who the mother is!  I will tell you how many seasons...as many as there are until they FREAKING TELL US! Ugh.
If we don't find out soon I'm going to start throwing stuff.

Is there something you LOVE that I should be watching? You'd have to be pretty convincing. Try me.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Be My Valentine

Valentine's Day was sweet.  Nothing too outrageous. Nothing spectacular. We decided no gifts and we'd just grab dinner to eat at home and relax since we both had to work and don't get home until 7.
I had a little celebration with my students which involved my famous (Yes, I'm saying it's famous, but I'm sure I'm the only one that thinks so.) Love Potion.  The rule is that if you take a drink while you are looking directly into someone's eyes, you will instantly fall madly in love with them. Telling this to 30 ten year olds is hilarious!  They either single out people to look at or drink with their eyes closed the whole time!

Anyway...back to my Valentine's Day...
So in the afternoon while I was celebrating with my kids the office called in on the intercom and said there was a delivery for me and I probably wanted to get it right away.
So I send two students to get it and in they walk with a COLD box from Shari's Berries! Josh sent me chocolate dipped strawberries! That surprise filled cutie pants!
He said he didn't want to get me flowers because everyone does flowers and he wanted to do something different. I thought it was way cute and it totally made my day! (We still did end up getting dinner to bring home and relaxing on the couch, too.)

Fast forward to today...day after Valentine's Day.
Working hard, shaping the minds of the future, you know...all that jazz.
I get a message from the office that says there is another package for me and I should come get it when I can. I wait until I have a special and go to the office to find flowers!!!
That's not even the best part...
The card said...

"Because one day isn't enough to tell you how much I love you."
                                                    Love, Josh

SQUEAL!!!! Talk about sweet. It made me totally cry.
I have the best husband ever. Hands down.
I hope you all felt loved on your Valentine's Day...or the day after!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

My Side of the Bed

So I have this theory about which side of the bed people choose to sleep on. I believe that, for the most part, girls sleep on the same side of the bed that they saw their mothers sleep on while they were growing up.  It's like people subconsciously log away the process of going into their parent's bedroom in the middle of the night after a bad dream and knowing exactly which side to find their mom on. (Not that dads weren't good at comforting after a bad dream, but let's be real...if you had a mom, that's where it was at!)

I know some people are going to say "No way, that's not true at all!"
But I think many and probably most will totally say "Wait...yes! I DO sleep on the same side my mom slept on!"

I also think from standing at the foot of the bed and looking it, more girls sleep on the left side.
Let me know. Help my unimportant research.

You can always count on me to discuss the really important topics.
Lauren: changing the world, one ridiculous movement at a time!
Remember the Prefriday Movement from 2 years ago? No? You can read it again here.
It has totally caught on.  Embrace the change!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Missing: One Good Radio Station

In our house we have been mourning the loss of good radio and it's just not getting any easier. 
Our beloved Edge 103.9 had been changed to X 103.9 a while back and then got a complete format overhaul out of nowhere
For years, we've been able to count on 103.9 FM to play alternative music that appealed to so many listeners in the valley.  Music that wasn't always "mainstream popular" but that added a spark to FM radio and introduced music lovers to new and up and coming artists.  103.9 FM would play songs and artists that you couldn't hear on other stations.  
Now, I'm not usually one to point fingers or make irrational opinionated statements, but here goes...
I believe Dave Pratt "The Morning Mayor" is to blame for these unappealing changes.
Radio veteran Dave Pratt came to 103.9 FM back in August and not even six months later, it's a completely different station. Coincidence? I think not.
Some people believe he was just ahead of the curve of the future of X 103.9 when he joined. Ya, right. 
From the moment he stepped into the studio he was set on having a "no format" format and played artists such as Van Halen and Aerosmith.  I think most listeners would agree that these artists aren't bad. That's not the issue. The issue is that if 103.9 listeners want to hear classic rock and popular music, from before most of them could drive, there are plenty of other stations they can turn to. The valley didn't need another mainstream station, and we didn't need a good station to be taken away to make room for classic bands.
What stations are going to regularly play bands such as Sublime, Blink 182, The All American Rejects, Cage the Elephant, Good Charlotte, Authority Zero, Unwritten Law, Jimmy Eat World, Flogging Molly, Incubus, etc. Additionally, what station is going to bring these types of bands to the valley for concerts? None. 
The list of good music radio is losing is a mile long. 
Radio DJs that were well known on 103.9 were also let go with the format change. Craven Moorehead, the host of The SkaPunk Show (both of which are now gone) did an interview with The Phoenix New Times.  His outlook on the future and livelihood of Alternative music in the valley is a lot more positive than mine. 
Given the format shift at X103.9, are you optimistic about the future of alternative radio?
I am not sure about the future of alternative on the FM. It certainly has taken its licks over the last few years. It's a tough format to program because there are so many different genres under the alternative umbrella. You can't simply plug in the top testing songs around the country like you can on other hit driven radio stations. And you can't get away with just playing old time tested classics from it's hey day in the '90s because I believe alternative listeners of all ages do not want to be treated like classic rockers.
I believe alternative listeners of all ages are people who constantly crave new music. That is what made them listeners of alternative music in the first place. They wanted to find something new that was different from the norm. But with the way ratings are tabulated new music is a no-no. If you're not playing a tested hit song past or present your station is losing ratings, your station is losing money and then you walk into work like I did and you lose your job! I do believe it can work, but it would take some insanely good programming that was equal part guts and research. Not just playing the numbers game.
 You can read the full interview article here

I worry that great alternative music is going to suffer.  New bands are not going to get the air time and publicity they need. Every station is going to be the same old music that you hear in shopping malls and played in your ear while you're on hold with your dentist's office. 

What can we do to bring back the old EDGE, X, whatever you want to call it, 103.9? 
Repost this and share it with whoever you can. Post a link on your blog, facebook, twitter, etc. 
Let's get the word out and bring good bands back to "valley of the sun" radio!

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Skateboards Shouldn't Bend

So I ran over some kid's skateboard today as I was going through our neighborhood. 
Don't go sitting there thinking, "What!? You monster!"
It was not my fault. Seriously. Seriously!
I was waiting to turn a corner. Stopped.
Two very nice young men (teenagers) were standing on the curb waiting. 
I proceed...very slowly...and then...
CRUNCH!
What. The. Heck. Was. That!?!
You should have seen the look on this boy's face when I stopped and got out of my car.
Fear, shock... he probably peed a little.
He was very sorry his board got away from him and he was VERY glad there was no damage to my car.
Even though it was not my fault I felt bad his skateboard was now a piece of bendy wood, but he assured me he had another to use.
All in all, not too bad. 


In other news...
I read this fabulous blog and do you know what I found out!?
TOMS now has ballet flats! Oooooh CUTE!


 


Are you as excited as I am?!?!?! 
You know you are.
Also, did you know Whole Foods sells TOMS?  I haven't seen with my own eyes, but I heard it's much easier than going to Nordstroms. 
Go get some. Do good.