You know how some people have things that make them...let's say...quirky?
I make up words for words/phrases that are boring or too long.
For example, Thursday is and should be called PreFriday. I've said it a hundred times before...feel free to put it into your vocabulary.
Well...those close to me know that I have this one little fantastic sqeaky quirk.
I've got the Nistle.
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Nose + Whistle = Nistle
You're welcome. It's hilarious...I know.
On any given day, my nose whistles at least once. Most of the time, loudly.
I'm sure I probably have some horrible sinus issue or deviated septum or something but, eh...whatcha gonna do...make the best of it!
So, do you think I should copyright/trademark (or whatever) the word Nistle? I do! It could be put in Urban Dictionary or something.
I'm not a freak show, I promise!
Everybody has things that make them quirky, right?
Right?
RIGHT?
I LOVE you, blog world! I will whistle a tune for you! Normal whistling, of course.
Umm...awkward.
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